y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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