love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize