I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Randomize
