she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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