i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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