U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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