it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize