I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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