Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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