just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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