I want to make a zoo with you.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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