So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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