none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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