I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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