I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
operation harelip BJ is a go
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Randomize
