We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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