elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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