Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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