I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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