Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
