Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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