Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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