this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
either way he was missing a nipple.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Randomize
