Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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