The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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