Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize