i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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