Dual....:-)
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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