Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
