erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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