you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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