Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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