what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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