she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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