Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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