Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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