I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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