# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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