I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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