This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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