Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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