im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
