How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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