Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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