that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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