hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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