the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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