Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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