You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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