U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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