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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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