You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
even my farts smell like vagina
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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