May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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