i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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