even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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